Rose Lalonde: Super High-school Level Novelist
other homestuck fanfiction i dream of people writing:
in depth articles written by trolls about why other trolls are writing fanfiction porn unrealistically, complaining about unrealistic expectations of troll sex. thats more tentacles than is plausible. most peoples horns arent really that sensitive, this is ridiculous. you wouldnt survive that much blood loss. nobody’s crotch tentacle is actually that strong. you cant fill a bucket all the way with one person, you have obviously never actually pailed anybody. your sexy descriptions of the exoticised heat of lowbloods’ bodies exaggerate how warm yellowbloods actually are, which you would know if you had ever touched a lowblood in real life
♏: It was kind of the authorities to supply me with phalanx of such impressiona8le spect8ors.
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after rereading all her pesterlogs i have basically come to the conclusion that feferi is fucking insane
lalondes with lalong hair